the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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