Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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