theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize