Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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