If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Someone shit on the floor
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
