Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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