I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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