thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I cockslap morals
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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