Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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