dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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