My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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