You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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