i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
