My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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