I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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