Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Barsexuality is the new black.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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