Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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