I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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