He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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