I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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