Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(231): View more from Michigan

i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

(906): View more from Michigan

its going to be a good night

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"

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(214): View more from Texas

okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you

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(231): View more from Michigan

Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.

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(914): View more from New York

Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Beer bonging to Ave Maria

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(212): View more from New York

I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.

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(530): View more from California

My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!

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