I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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