We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?