Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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