Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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