in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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