I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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