I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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