Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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