I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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