I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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