i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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