I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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