apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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