he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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