Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Randomize
