I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
this is an emotional support booty call
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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