Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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