Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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