I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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