you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm having to shit out rocks
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