at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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