i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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