we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
A+ Viking dick
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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