Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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