return my video game
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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