Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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