A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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