Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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