I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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