i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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