The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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