Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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