i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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