fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Success! We fucked roommates!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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