I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Why is there bacon in the couch?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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