I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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