I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I got chris browned last night
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
