it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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