Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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