She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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