Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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